The IRS! They're like the Mafia, they can take anything they want! - Jerry Seinfeld
Jerry Seinfeld Quotes
J. K. Rowling Quotes
I will carry on writing, to be sure. But I don't know if I would want to publish again after Harry Potter. - J. K. Rowling
Zig Ziglar Quotes
Many marriages would be better if the husband and the wife clearly understood that they are on the same side. - Zig Ziglar
Frank Sinatra Quotes
The martial music of every sideburned delinquent on the face of the earth. - Frank Sinatra
John F. Kennedy Quotes
A man may die, nations may rise and fall, but an idea lives on. - John F. Kennedy
Earl Nightingale Quotes
People are where they are because that is exactly where they really want to be - whether they will admit that or not. - Earl Nightingale
Benjamin Disraeli Quotes
A consistent soul believes in destiny, a capricious one in chance. - Benjamin Disraeli
Alexander Pope Quotes
Beauties in vain their pretty eyes may roll; charms strike the sight, but merit wins the soul. - Alexander Pope
David Brinkley Quotes
This is the first convention of the space age - where a candidate can promise the moon and mean it. - David Brinkley
Bob Marley Quotes
Open your eyes, look within. Are you satisfied with the life you're living? - Bob Marley
Andrew Carnegie Quotes
Do your duty and a little more and the future will take care of itself. - Andrew Carnegie
Alfred Lord Tennyson Quotes
A lie which is half a truth is ever the blackest of lies. - Alfred Lord Tennyson
Alfred Hitchcock Quotes
For me, the cinema is not a slice of life, but a piece of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock
Bob Marley Quotes
Every time I plant a seed, He say kill it before it grow, he say kill it before they grow. - Bob Marley
Zig Ziglar Quotes
Building a better you is the first step to building a better America. - Zig Ziglar
Bob Marley Quotes
Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery, none but ourselves can free our minds! - Bob Marley
Frank Sinatra Quotes
I like intelligent women. When you go out, it shouldn't be a staring contest. - Frank Sinatra
Alexander Pope Quotes
Blessed is the man who expects nothing, for he shall never be disappointed was the ninth beatitude. - Alexander Pope
David Brinkley Quotes
A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks others have thrown at him. - David Brinkley
Alfred Lord Tennyson Quotes
And out of darkness came the hands that reach thro' nature, moulding men. - Alfred Lord Tennyson
William Blake Quotes
Energy is an eternal delight, and he who desires, but acts not, breeds pestilence. - William Blake
George Burns Quotes
I'm at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill. - George Burns
Jay Leno Quotes
If God doesn't destroy Hollywood Boulevard, he owes Sodom and Gomorrah an apology. - Jay Leno
Joseph Heller Quotes
The enemy is anybody who's going to get you killed, no matter which side he's on. - Joseph Heller
Davy Crockett Quotes
The party in power, like Jonah's gourd, grew up quickly, and will quickly fall. - Davy Crockett
Joseph Heller Quotes
Some people are born mediocre, some people achieve mediocrity, and some people have mediocrity thrust upon them. - Joseph Heller
Mark Twain Quotes
A man is never more truthful than when he acknowledges himself a liar. - Mark Twain
Lord Chesterfield Quotes
Distrust all those who love you extremely upon a very slight acquaintance and without any visible reason. - Lord Chesterfield
Rodney Dangerfield Quotes
I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio. - Rodney Dangerfield
Bill Cosby Quotes
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry. - Bill Cosby
Amelia Earhart Quotes
The woman who can create her own job is the woman who will win fame and fortune. - Amelia Earhart
Mark Twain Quotes
A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. - Mark Twain
Mohandas Gandhi Quotes
A nation's culture resides in the hearts and in the soul of its people. - Mohandas Gandhi
Charles Darwin Quotes
Animals, whom we have made our slaves, we do not like to consider our equal. - Charles Darwin
Ludwig Wittgenstein Quotes
I don't know why we are here, but I'm pretty sure that it is not in order to enjoy ourselves. - Ludwig Wittgenstein
Rodney Dangerfield Biography
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| Dangerfield during an open air show in New York in 1978 |
Source:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rodney_Dangerfield
Paul McCartney Quotes
I don't take me seriously. If we get some giggles, I don't mind. - Paul McCartney
John Wooden Quotes
Adversity is the state in which man most easily becomes acquainted with himself, being especially free of admirers then. - John Wooden
Charles Darwin Quotes
An American monkey, after getting drunk on brandy, would never touch it again, and thus is much wiser than most men. - Charles Darwin
Lou Holtz Quotes
If you burn your neighbors house down, it doesn't make your house look any better. - Lou Holtz
Ralph Waldo Emerson Quotes
A great part of courage is the courage of having done the thing before. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Jay Leno Quotes
The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot. - Jay Leno
Rodney Dangerfield Quotes
I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet. - Rodney Dangerfield
Robert Browning Quotes
How good is man's life, the mere living! How fit to employ all the heart and the soul and the senses forever in joy! - Robert Browning
Dwight D. Eisenhower Quotes
Don't think you are going to conceal thoughts by concealing evidence that they ever existed. - Dwight D. Eisenhower
Ringo Starr Quotes
And the White Album is important to me for different reasons. One - I had left the band on the White Album. - Ringo Starr
James Russell Lowell Quotes
Children are God's Apostles, sent forth, day by day, to preach of love, and hope, and peace. - James Russell Lowell
Robert Browning Quotes
Ah, but a man's reach should exceed his grasp. Or what's a heaven for? - Robert Browning
Francis Bacon Biography
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| Portrait of Francis Bacon, by John Vanderbank (ca. 1731) |
Source:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Francis_Bacon_(artist)
Robert Browning Quotes
Never the time and the place and the loved one all together! - Robert Browning
Rodney Dangerfield Quotes
I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. he told me to wear a brown tie. - Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfield Quotes
I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people. - Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfield Quotes
I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio. - Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfield Quotes
I came from a real tough neighborhood. I put my hand in some cement and felt another hand. - Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfield Quotes
A girl phoned me the other day and said... 'Come on over, there's nobody home.' I went over. Nobody was home. - Rodney Dangerfield
Mother Teresa Quotes
Love begins by taking care of the closest ones - the ones at home. - Mother Teresa
Mother Teresa Quotes
If we have no peace, it is because we have forgotten that we belong to each other. - Mother Teresa
Mother Teresa Quotes
I want you to be concerned about your next door neighbor. Do you know your next door neighbor? - Mother Teresa
Mark Twain Quotes
A round man cannot be expected to fit in a square hole right away. He must have time to modify his shape. - Mark Twain
Mark Twain Quotes
Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest. - Mark Twain
Ralph Waldo Emerson Quotes
All I have seen teaches me to trust the creator for all I have not seen. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Ralph Waldo Emerson Quotes
A man is usually more careful of his money than he is of his principles. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Francis Bacon Quotes
Choose the life that is most useful, and habit will make it the most agreeable. - Francis Bacon
Francis Bacon Quotes
Fame is like a river, that beareth up things light and swollen, and drowns things weighty and solid. - Francis Bacon
Francis Bacon - Quotes
Certainly the best works, and of greatest merit for the public, have proceeded from the unmarried, or childless men. - Francis Bacon
Francis Bacon Quotes
As the births of living creatures are at first ill-shapen, so are all innovations, which are the births of time. - Francis Bacon
Davy Crockett Quotes
I would rather be beaten, and be a man, than to be elected and be a little puppy dog. - Davy Crockett
Davy Crockett Quotes
If one man in the country could take all the money, what was the use of passing any bills about it? - Davy Crockett
Davy Crockett Quotes
Throughout the day no time for memorandums now. Go ahead! Liberty and independence forever. - Davy Crockett
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