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All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats. - Groucho Marx

Either he's dead or my watch has stopped. - Groucho Marx

Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough. - Groucho Marx

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. - Groucho Marx

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife. - Groucho Marx

A man's only as old as the woman he feels. - Groucho Marx

Before I speak, I have something important to say. - Groucho Marx

I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members. - Groucho Marx

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. - Groucho Marx

Go, and never darken my towels again. - Groucho Marx

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend reading it. - Groucho Marx

Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse. - Groucho Marx

A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke. - Groucho Marx

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot. - Groucho Marx

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. - Groucho Marx

Humor is reason gone mad. - Groucho Marx

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it. - Groucho Marx

I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it. - Groucho Marx

I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up. - Groucho Marx

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