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Showing posts with label Mark Twain. Show all posts

Mark Twain Quotes

Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising. - Mark Twain

Mark Twain Quotes

Thousands of geniuses live and die undiscovered - either by themselves or by others. - Mark Twain

Mark Twain Quotes

The more things are forbidden, the more popular they become. - Mark Twain

Mark Twain Quotes

The finest clothing made is a person's own skin, but, of course, society demands something more than this. - Mark Twain

Mark Twain Quotes

The educated Southerner has no use for an 'R', except at the beginning of a word. - Mark Twain

Mark Twain Quotes

Soap and education are not as sudden as a massacre, but they are more deadly in the long run. - Mark Twain

Mark Twain Quotes

The most interesting information comes from children, for they tell all they know and then stop. - Mark Twain

Mark Twain Quotes

You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus. - Mark Twain

Mark Twain Quotes

Man was made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. - Mark Twain

Mark Twain Quotes

Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen. - Mark Twain

Mark Twain Quotes

The more you explain it, the more I don't understand it. - Mark Twain

Mark Twain Quotes

Let us not be too particular; it is better to have old secondhand diamonds than none at all. - Mark Twain

Mark Twain Quotes

It ain't those parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand. - Mark Twain

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Let us make a special effort to stop communicating with each other, so we can have some conversation. - Mark Twain

Mark Twain Quotes

There is no sadder sight than a young pessimist. - Mark Twain

Mark Twain Quotes

Prosperity is the best protector of principle. - Mark Twain

Mark Twain Quotes

We have the best government that money can buy. - Mark Twain

Mark Twain Quotes

My books are like water; those of the great geniuses are wine. (Fortunately) everybody drinks water. - Mark Twain

Mark Twain Quotes

Work consists of whatever a body is obliged to do. Play consists of whatever a body is not obliged to do. - Mark Twain

Mark Twain Quotes

There are lies, damned lies and statistics. - Mark Twain