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Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die. - Johnny Carson

Never use a big word when a little filthy one will do. - Johnny Carson

My success just evolved from working hard at the business at hand each day. - Johnny Carson

For three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson

I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself. - Johnny Carson

We're more effective than birth control pills. - Johnny Carson

If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam. - Johnny Carson

When turkeys mate they think of swans. - Johnny Carson

If life were fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead. - Johnny Carson

The only thing money gives you is the freedom of not worrying about money. - Johnny Carson

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