Well, my wife and I were married in a toilet - it was a marriage of convenience! - Tommy Cooper
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Tommy Cooper Quotes
Tommy Cooper Quotes
I used to be indecisive but now I am not quite sure. - Tommy Cooper
Tommy Cooper Quotes
Last night I dreamt I ate a ten pound marshmallow. When I woke up the pillow was gone. - Tommy Cooper
Tommy Cooper Quotes
I went window shopping today! I bought four windows. - Tommy Cooper
Tommy Cooper Quotes
So I rang up a local building firm, I said 'I want a skip outside my house.' He said 'I'm not stopping you.' - Tommy Cooper
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