FamousQuotes140: Lenny Bruce

Showing posts with label Lenny Bruce. Show all posts

There are never enough I Love You's. - Lenny Bruce

I hate small towns because once you've seen the cannon in the park there's nothing else to do. - Lenny Bruce

I'll die young, but it's like kissing God. - Lenny Bruce

Every day people are straying away from the church and going back to God. - Lenny Bruce

The only truly anonymous donor is the guy who knocks up your daughter. - Lenny Bruce

Communism is like one big phone company. - Lenny Bruce

In the Halls of Justice the only justice is in the halls. - Lenny Bruce

If you can take the hot lead enema, then you can cast the first stone. - Lenny Bruce

Miami Beach is where neon goes to die. - Lenny Bruce

When you're eight years old nothing is your business. - Lenny Bruce

The liberals can understand everything but people who don't understand them. - Lenny Bruce

A lot of people say to me, 'Why did you kill Christ?' I dunno, it was one of those parties, got out of hand, you know. - Lenny Bruce

The role of a comedian is to make the audience laugh, at a minimum of once every fifteen seconds. - Lenny Bruce

Quote