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I just filled out my income tax forms. Who says you can't get killed by a blank? - Milton Berle #quotes

I live to laugh, and I laugh to live. - Milton Berle #quotes

We owe a lot to Thomas Edison - if it wasn't for him, we'd be watching television by candlelight. - Milton Berle

Laughter is an instant vacation. - Milton Berle

I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's sixth husband. I know what I'm supposed to do, but I don't know how to make it interesting. - Milton Berle

Poverty is not a disgrace, but it's terribly inconvenient. - Milton Berle

Anytime a person goes into a delicatessen and orders a pastrami on white bread, somewhere a Jew dies. - Milton Berle

You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think. - Milton Berle

If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door. - Milton Berle

Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name. - Milton Berle

If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands? - Milton Berle

The company accountant is shy and retiring. He's shy a quarter of a million dollars. That's why he's retiring. - Milton Berle

A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours. - Milton Berle

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