FamousQuotes140: Jay Leno

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Here's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? - Jay Leno

If God doesn't destroy Hollywood Boulevard, he owes Sodom and Gomorrah an apology. - Jay Leno

If God had wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates. - Jay Leno

The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot. - Jay Leno

Politics is just show business for ugly people. - Jay Leno

Do you know what White House correspondents call actors who pose as reporters? Anchors. - Jay Leno

Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day. - Jay Leno

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: Pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno

The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up. - Jay Leno

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