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You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. - Bob Hope

When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor's Orphanage - he shot both his parents and moved in. - Bob Hope

You never get tired unless you stop and take time for it. - Bob Hope

You've got to be rich to have a swing like that. - Bob Hope

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. - Bob Hope

People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy. - Bob Hope

If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it. - Bob Hope

Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued. - Bob Hope

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope

I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there. - Bob Hope

I like to play in the low 70's. If it gets any hotter than that I'll stay in the bar! - Bob Hope

She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn't help wondering from what direction. - Bob Hope

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap. - Bob Hope

If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble. - Bob Hope

I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty. - Bob Hope

I do benefits for all religions - I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality. - Bob Hope

I have too much money invested in sweaters. - Bob Hope

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle. - Bob Hope

Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong. - Bob Hope

I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money. - Bob Hope

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