Milton Berle Quotes

A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours. - Milton Berle

Lily Tomlin Quotes

I've always wanted to be somebody, but I see now I should have been more specific. - Lily Tomlin

Vince Lombardi Quotes

It's not whether you get knocked down, it's whether you get up. - Vince Lombardi

Cameron Diaz Quotes

French fries. I love them. Some people are chocolate and sweets people. I love French fries. That and caviar. - Cameron Diaz

Rita Rudner Quotes

My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to. - Rita Rudner

Ludwig van Beethoven Quotes

Nothing is more intolerable than to have to admit to yourself your own errors. - Ludwig van Beethoven

Sigmund Freud Quotes

The ego is not master in its own house. - Sigmund Freud

Erma Bombeck Quotes

All of us have moments in out lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them. - Erma Bombeck

Bruce Lee Quotes

As you think, so shall you become. - Bruce Lee

Albert Einstein Quotes

Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted. - Albert Einstein

John Muir Quotes

In every walk with nature one receives far more than he seeks. - John Muir

Sigmund Freud Quotes

Time spent with cats is never wasted. - Sigmund Freud

Theodor Adorno Quotes

Art is magic delivered from the lie of being truth. - Theodor Adorno

Arnold Schwarzenegger Quotes

I can promise you that when I go to Sacramento, I will pump up Sacramento. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Albert Einstein Quotes

Everything that can be counted does not necessarily count; everything that counts cannot necessarily be counted. - Albert Einstein

Michael Jordan Quotes

I never thought a role model should be negative. - Michael Jordan

F. Scott Fitzgerald Quotes

Riches have never fascinated me, unless combined with the greatest charm or distinction. - F. Scott Fitzgerald

Rita Rudner Quotes

Neurotics build castles in the air, psychotics live in them. My mother cleans them. - Rita Rudner

Jack Benny Quotes

I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either. - Jack Benny

Rita Rudner Quotes

I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. - Rita Rudner

Albert Einstein Quotes

The gift of fantasy has meant more to me than my talent for absorbing positive knowledge. - Albert Einstein

Eminem Quotes

Before I was famous, when I was just working in Gilbert's Lodge, everything was moving in slow motion. - Eminem

Joseph Campbell Quotes

I don't have to have faith, I have experience. - Joseph Campbell

Benjamin Spock Quotes

To win in Vietnam, we will have to exterminate a nation. - Benjamin Spock

Groucho Marx Quotes

Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough. - Groucho Marx

Thomas Jefferson Quotes

As our enemies have found we can reason like men, so now let us show them we can fight like men also. - Thomas Jefferson

Muhammad Ali Quotes

Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee. - Muhammad Ali

Benjamin Spock Quotes

Happiness is mostly a by-product of doing what makes us feel fulfilled. - Benjamin Spock

Leonardo da Vinci Quotes

A well-spent day brings happy sleep. - Leonardo da Vinci

Muhammad Ali Quotes

A man who views the world the same at fifty as he did at twenty has wasted thirty years of his life. - Muhammad Ali

Paul Newman Quotes

Newman's second law: Just when things look darkest, they go black. - Paul Newman

Maya Angelou Quotes

Effective action is always unjust. - Maya Angelou

Malcolm X Quotes

I'm for truth, no matter who tells it. I'm for justice, no matter who it's for or against. - Malcolm X

Paul Newman Quotes

The star of oil and vinegar and the oil and vinegar of the stars. - Paul Newman

Robert Louis Stevenson Quotes

For my part, I travel not to go anywhere, but to go. I travel for travel's sake. The great affair is to move. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Elizabeth Taylor Quotes

I sweat real sweat and I shake real shakes. - Elizabeth Taylor

Martin Luther Quotes

Blood alone moves the wheels of history. - Martin Luther

Mae West Quotes

A dame that knows the ropes isn't likely to get tied up. - Mae West

Henry Wadsworth Longfellow Quotes

A single conversation across the table with a wise man is better than ten years mere study of books. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Richard Burton Quotes

Travelers are like poets. They are mostly an angry race. - Richard Burton

Mae West Quotes

A woman in love can't be reasonable - or she probably wouldn't be in love. - Mae West

Malcolm X Quotes

My Alma mater was books, a good library... I could spend the rest of my life reading, just satisfying my curiosity. - Malcolm X

Ernest Hemingway Quotes

A man can be destroyed but not defeated. - Ernest Hemingway

Havelock Ellis Quotes

The more rapidly a civilization progresses, the sooner it dies for another to rise in its place. - Havelock Ellis

Bob Marley Quotes

Man is a universe within himself. - Bob Marley

Joseph Campbell Quotes

Follow your bliss and the universe will open doors where there were only walls. - Joseph Campbell

Groucho Marx Quotes

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. - Groucho Marx

Edward de Bono Quotes

Humour is by far the most significant activity of the human brain. - Edward De Bono

Winston Churchill Quotes

Attitude is a little thing that makes a big difference. - Winston Churchill

Benjamin Spock Quotes

Trust yourself, you know more than you think you do. - Benjamin Spock

Ingrid Bergman Quotes

I do not know how to kiss, or I would kiss you. Where do the noses go? - Ingrid Bergman

David Frost Quotes

Don't aim for success if you want it; just do what you love and believe in, and it will come naturally. - David Frost

Daniel Defoe Quotes

An Englishman will fairly drink as much As will maintain two families of Dutch. - Daniel Defoe

John Adams Quotes

Liberty cannot be preserved without general knowledge among the people. - John Adams

Muhammad Ali Quotes

I figure I'll be champ for about ten years and then I'll let my brother take over - like the Kennedys down in Washington. - Muhammad Ali

John Adams Quotes

I must not write a word to you about politics, because you are a woman. - John Adams

Margaret Mead Quotes

And when our baby stirs and struggles to be born it compels humility: what we began is now its own. - Margaret Mead

Winston Churchill Quotes

A prisoner of war is a man who tries to kill you and fails, and then asks you not to kill him. - Winston Churchill

Jean de la Bruyere Quotes

Between good sense and good taste there lies the difference between a cause and its effect. - Jean de la Bruyere

Jean de la Bruyere Quotes

All of our unhappiness comes from our inability to be alone. - Jean de la Bruyere

Buddha Quotes

Better than a thousand hollow words, is one word that brings peace. - Buddha

Douglas MacArthur Quotes

In war there is no substitute for victory. - Douglas MacArthur

Dr. Seuss Quotes

A person's a person, no matter how small. - Dr. Seuss

Eleanor Roosevelt Quotes

I have spent many years of my life in opposition, and I rather like the role. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Dr. Seuss Quotes

Adults are obsolete children. - Dr. Seuss

Albert Camus Quotes

By definition, a government has no conscience. Sometimes it has a policy, but nothing more. - Albert Camus

Friedrich Nietzsche Quotes

And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you. - Friedrich Nietzsche

Maya Angelou Quotes

History, despite its wrenching pain, cannot be unlived, but if faced with courage, need not be lived again. - Maya Angelou

Mae West Quotes

A man in the house is worth two in the street. - Mae West

Maya Angelou Quotes

Bitterness is like cancer. It eats upon the host. But anger is like fire. It burns it all clean. - Maya Angelou

Marcus Tullius Cicero Quotes

Before beginning, plan carefully. - Marcus Tullius Cicero

Martin Luther Quotes

Every man must do two things alone; he must do his own believing and his own dying. - Martin Luther

Albert Camus Quotes

Blessed are the hearts that can bend; they shall never be broken. - Albert Camus

Marcus Tullius Cicero Quotes

A letter does not blush. - Marcus Tullius Cicero

Richard Burton Quotes

Little islands are all large prisons: one cannot look at the sea without wishing for the wings of a swallow. - Richard Burton

Florence Nightingale Quotes

Were there none who were discontented with what they have, the world would never reach anything better. - Florence Nightingale

Robert Louis Stevenson Quotes

Every one lives by selling something. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Friedrich Nietzsche Quotes

A good writer possesses not only his own spirit but also the spirit of his friends. - Friedrich Nietzsche

Richard Burton Quotes

The more I study religions the more I am convinced that man never worshipped anything but himself. - Richard Burton

Henry Wadsworth Longfellow Quotes

Evil is only good perverted. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Frank Zappa Quotes

Communism doesn't work because people like to own stuff. - Frank Zappa

Elizabeth Taylor Quotes

I think I'm finally growing up - and about time. - Elizabeth Taylor

Mae West Quotes

Cultivate your curves - they may be dangerous but they won't be avoided. - Mae West

Friedrich Nietzsche Quotes

Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent. - Friedrich Nietzsche

Friedrich Nietzsche Quotes

A pair of powerful spectacles has sometimes sufficed to cure a person in love. - Friedrich Nietzsche

Robert Louis Stevenson Quotes

I am in the habit of looking not so much to the nature of a gift as to the spirit in which it is offered. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Dr. Seuss Quotes

Today you are you! That is truer than true! There is no one alive who is you-er than you! - Dr. Seuss

Friedrich Nietzsche Quotes

A subject for a great poet would be God's boredom after the seventh day of creation. - Friedrich Nietzsche