Showing posts with label Jackie Mason. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jackie Mason. Show all posts

Jackie Mason Quotes

Did you ever hear of a kid playing accountant - even if they wanted to be one? - Jackie Mason

Jackie Mason Quotes

Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe. - Jackie Mason

Jackie Mason Quotes

It is more profitable for your congressman to support the tobacco industry than your life. - Jackie Mason

Jackie Mason Quotes

If an Englishman gets run down by a truck he apologizes to the truck. - Jackie Mason

Jackie Mason Quotes

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something. - Jackie Mason