One and one is two, and two and two is four, and five will get you ten if you know how to work it. - Mae West
Sex is emotion in motion. - Mae West
I only have 'yes' men around me. Who needs 'no' men? - Mae West
Love thy neighbor - and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier. - Mae West
His mother should have thrown him out and kept the stork. - Mae West
The best way to hold a man is in your arms. - Mae West
I'm no model lady. A model's just an imitation of the real thing. - Mae West
Personally, I like two types of men - domestic and foreign. - Mae West
It's not the men in my life that count, it's the life in my men. - Mae West
I've been things and seen places. - Mae West
Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache. - Mae West
I've been in more laps than a napkin. - Mae West
It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean. - Mae West
I've been things and seen places. - Mae West
I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it. - Mae West
To err is human, but it feels divine. - Mae West
I like restraint, if it doesn't go too far. - Mae West
I never loved another person the way I loved myself. - Mae West
Virtue has its own reward, but no sale at the box office. - Mae West
It's not the men in my life that count, it's the life in my men. - Mae West
