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House guests should be regarded as perishables: Leave them out too long and they go bad. - Erma Bombeck #quotes

Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments. - Erma Bombeck #quotes

God created man, but I could do better. - Erma Bombeck #quotes

Did you ever notice that the first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone? - Erma Bombeck

Children make your life important. - Erma Bombeck

Housework, if you do it right, will kill you. - Erma Bombeck

Before you try to keep up with the Joneses, be sure they're not trying to keep up with you. - Erma Bombeck

A friend will tell you she saw your old boyfriend - and he's a priest. - Erma Bombeck

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday. - Erma Bombeck

For some of us, watching a miniseries that lasts longer than most marriages is not easy. - Erma Bombeck

Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other. - Erma Bombeck

A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat. - Erma Bombeck

Dreams have only one owner at a time. That's why dreamers are lonely. - Erma Bombeck

How come anything you buy will go on sale next week? - Erma Bombeck

Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving. - Erma Bombeck

All of us have moments in out lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them. - Erma Bombeck

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