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You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.' - Jerry Seinfeld

Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason. - Jerry Seinfeld

My parents didn't want to move to Florida, but they turned sixty and that's the law. - Jerry Seinfeld

Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV. - Jerry Seinfeld

I think it's funny to be delicate with subjects that are explosive. - Jerry Seinfeld

There is no such thing as fun for the whole family. - Jerry Seinfeld

It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper. - Jerry Seinfeld

Where lipstick is concerned, the important thing is not color, but to accept God's final word on where your lips end. - Jerry Seinfeld

A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it. - Jerry Seinfeld

Make no mistake about why these babies are here - they are here to replace us. - Jerry Seinfeld

A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking. - Jerry Seinfeld

To me, if life boils down to one thing, it's movement. To live is to keep moving. - Jerry Seinfeld

That's the true spirit of Christmas; people being helped by people other than me. - Jerry Seinfeld

The IRS! They're like the Mafia, they can take anything they want! - Jerry Seinfeld

People who read the tabloids deserve to be lied to. - Jerry Seinfeld

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