Albert Einstein Quotes

If you are out to describe the truth, leave elegance to the tailor. - Albert Einstein

Lily Tomlin Quotes

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. - Lily Tomlin

Steve Allen Quotes

I used to be a heavy gambler. But now I just make mental bets. That's how I lost my mind. - Steve Allen

Milton Berle Quotes

Anytime a person goes into a delicatessen and orders a pastrami on white bread, somewhere a Jew dies. - Milton Berle

Theodor Adorno Quotes

Dialectic thought is an attempt to break through the coercion of logic by its own means. - Theodor Adorno

Ian McKellen Quotes

There's no sex in Middle Earth. - Ian McKellen

Jack Benny Quotes

If you don't mind, it doesn't matter. - Jack Benny

Coco Chanel Quotes

Gentleness doesn't get work done unless you happen to be a hen laying eggs. - Coco Chanel

Albert Einstein Quotes

The fear of death is the most unjustified of all fears, for there's no risk of accident for someone who's dead. - Albert Einstein

Erma Bombeck Quotes

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday. - Erma Bombeck

Sigmund Freud Quotes

Men are more moral than they think and far more immoral than they can imagine. - Sigmund Freud

Lily Tomlin Quotes

It's my belief we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain. - Lily Tomlin

Albert Einstein Quotes

Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds. - Albert Einstein

Deborah Kerr Quotes

Personally, I think if a women hasn't met the right man by the time she's 24, she may be lucky. - Deborah Kerr

Albert Einstein Quotes

Everyone should be respected as an individual, but no one idolized. - Albert Einstein

Theodor Adorno Quotes

Exuberant health is always, as such, sickness also. - Theodor Adorno

Jack Benny Quotes

It's not so much knowing when to speak, when to pause. - Jack Benny

Ludwig van Beethoven Quotes

Music is a higher revelation than all wisdom and philosophy. - Ludwig van Beethoven

Sigmund Freud Quotes

Whoever loves becomes humble. Those who love have, so to speak, pawned a part of their narcissism. - Sigmund Freud

F. Scott Fitzgerald Quotes

No grand idea was ever born in a conference, but a lot of foolish ideas have died there. - F. Scott Fitzgerald

Albert Einstein Quotes

God always takes the simplest way. - Albert Einstein

Jean de La Fontaine Quotes

Man is so made that when anything fires his soul, impossibilities vanish. - Jean de La Fontaine

Shirley Temple Quotes

Good luck needs no explanation. - Shirley Temple

Arnold Schwarzenegger Quotes

I feel good because I believe I have made progress in rebuilding the people's trust in their government. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Rita Rudner Quotes

I know I want to have children while my parents are still young enough to take care of them. - Rita Rudner

F. Scott Fitzgerald Quotes

All good writing is swimming under water and holding your breath. - F. Scott Fitzgerald

John Muir Quotes

How glorious a greeting the sun gives the mountains! - John Muir

Albert Einstein Quotes

It gives me great pleasure indeed to see the stubbornness of an incorrigible nonconformist warmly acclaimed. - Albert Einstein

Vince Lombardi Quotes

People who work together will win, whether it be against complex football defenses, or the problems of modern society. - Vince Lombardi

Lord Chesterfield Quotes

Character must be kept bright as well as clean. - Lord Chesterfield

Amelia Earhart Quotes

Women, like men, should try to do the impossible. And when they fail, their failure should be a challenge to others. - Amelia Earhart

James Russell Lowell Quotes

A great man is made up of qualities that meet or make great occasions. - James Russell Lowell

Bob Hope Quotes

People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy. - Bob Hope

Ludwig Wittgenstein Quotes

A new word is like a fresh seed sown on the ground of the discussion. - Ludwig Wittgenstein

Tommy Cooper Quotes

Well, my wife and I were married in a toilet - it was a marriage of convenience! - Tommy Cooper

Deepak Chopra Quotes

The way you think, the way you behave, the way you eat, can influence your life by 30 to 50 years. - Deepak Chopra

Mother Teresa Quotes

Loneliness is the most terrible poverty. - Mother Teresa

Ringo Starr Quotes

Everything government touches turns to crap. - Ringo Starr

Charles Darwin Quotes

I love fools' experiments. I am always making them. - Charles Darwin

Dwight D. Eisenhower Quotes

History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. - Dwight D. Eisenhower

Bill Cosby Quotes

Any man today who returns from work, sinks into a chair, and calls for his pipe is a man with an appetite for danger. - Bill Cosby

Edgar Allan Poe Quotes

I would define, in brief, the poetry of words as the rhythmical creation of Beauty. - Edgar Allan Poe

Bob Hope Quotes

If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it. - Bob Hope

Stephen Hawking Quotes

To confine our attention to terrestrial matters would be to limit the human spirit. - Stephen Hawking

Charles Kettering Quotes

My interest is in the future because I am going to spend the rest of my life there. - Charles Kettering

Robert Browning Quotes

Faultless to a fault. - Robert Browning

Bill Cosby Quotes

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home. - Bill Cosby

Lou Holtz Quotes

No one has ever drowned in sweat. - Lou Holtz

Frank Sinatra Quotes

Hell hath no fury like a hustler with a literary agent. - Frank Sinatra

Andrew Carnegie Quotes

No man will make a great leader who wants to do it all himself or get all the credit for doing it. - Andrew Carnegie

Zig Ziglar Quotes

If God would have wanted us to live in a permissive society He would have given us Ten Suggestions and not Ten Commandments. - Zig Ziglar

J. K. Rowling Quotes

Indifference and neglect often do much more damage than outright dislike. - J. K. Rowling

Andrew Carnegie Quotes

Do not look for approval except for the consciousness of doing your best. - Andrew Carnegie

Earl Nightingale Quotes

Executive ability is deciding quickly and getting somebody else to do the work. - Earl Nightingale

Alfred Hitchcock Quotes

In films murders are always very clean. I show how difficult it is and what a messy thing it is to kill a man. - Alfred Hitchcock

John Wayne Quotes

Get off your horse and drink your milk. - John Wayne

John F. Kennedy Quotes

A child miseducated is a child lost. - John F. Kennedy

Alfred Hitchcock Quotes

Give them pleasure - the same pleasure they have when they wake up from a nightmare. - Alfred Hitchcock

Frank Sinatra Quotes

Cock your hat - angles are attitudes. - Frank Sinatra

John Dewey Quotes

Education is not preparation for life; education is life itself. - John Dewey

Jean de la Bruyere Quotes

Grief at the absence of a loved one is happiness compared to life with a person one hates. - Jean de la Bruyere

Harold Pinter Quotes

Beckett had an unerring light on things, which I much appreciated. - Harold Pinter

Ingrid Bergman Quotes

I was the shyest human ever invented, but I had a lion inside me that wouldn't shut up! - Ingrid Bergman

Margaret Mead Quotes

I do not believe in using women in combat, because females are too fierce. - Margaret Mead

Jean de la Bruyere Quotes

At the beginning and at the end of love, the two lovers are embarrassed to find themselves alone. - Jean de la Bruyere

David Frost Quotes

Love is when each person is more concerned for the other than for one's self. - David Frost

John Muir Quotes

When we try to pick out anything by itself, we find it hitched to everything else in the universe. - John Muir

Eminem Quotes

I'm stupid, I'm ugly, I'm dumb, I smell. Did I mention I'm stupid? - Eminem

Cameron Diaz Quotes

Everything's a risk, by the way, these days. Every film you make is a risk. There's no guarantee. - Cameron Diaz

Roald Dahl Quotes

A person is a fool to become a writer. His only compensation is absolute freedom. - Roald Dahl

Sigmund Freud Quotes

The first human who hurled an insult instead of a stone was the founder of civilization. - Sigmund Freud

Bruce Lee Quotes

Notice that the stiffest tree is most easily cracked, while the bamboo or willow survives by bending with the wind. - Bruce Lee

Arnold Schwarzenegger Quotes

I have inhaled, exhaled everything. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Jack Benny Quotes

Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air. - Jack Benny

Coco Chanel Quotes

How many cares one loses when one decides not to be something but to be someone. - Coco Chanel

Vince Lombardi Quotes

Once you learn to quit, it becomes a habit. - Vince Lombardi

Lily Tomlin Quotes

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library? - Lily Tomlin

Jean de La Fontaine Quotes

We like to see others, but don't like others to see through us. - Jean de La Fontaine

Tom Stoppard Quotes

A movie camera is like having someone you have a crush on watching you from afar - you pretend it's not there. - Tom Stoppard

Ella Wheeler Wilcox Quotes

The truest greatness lies in being kind, the truest wisdom in a happy mind. - Ella Wheeler Wilcox

Audrey Hepburn Quotes

I'm half-Irish, half-Dutch, and I was born in Belgium. If I was a dog, I'd be in a hell of a mess! - Audrey Hepburn

Milton Berle Quotes

You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think. - Milton Berle

Rita Rudner Quotes

I got kicked out of ballet class because I pulled a groin muscle. It wasn't mine. - Rita Rudner

Eminem Quotes

I was poor white trash, no glitter, no glamour, but I'm not ashamed of anything. - Eminem

Patrick Stewart Quotes

I am not the archetypal leading man. This is mainly for one reason: as you may have noticed, I have no hair. - Patrick Stewart

Albert Einstein Quotes

The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits. - Albert Einstein

Vince Lombardi Quotes

If it doesn't matter who wins or loses, then why do they keep score? - Vince Lombardi

Audrey Hepburn Quotes

I don't want to be alone, I want to be left alone. - Audrey Hepburn

Theodor Adorno Quotes

Freedom would be not to choose between black and white but to abjure such prescribed choices. - Theodor Adorno

Sigmund Freud Quotes

If youth knew; if age could. - Sigmund Freud

Erma Bombeck Quotes

For some of us, watching a miniseries that lasts longer than most marriages is not easy. - Erma Bombeck

Rita Rudner Quotes

When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always. - Rita Rudner

Albert Einstein Quotes

I never think of the future - it comes soon enough. - Albert Einstein

Jean de La Fontaine Quotes

Dressed in the lion's skin, the ass spread terror far and wide. - Jean de La Fontaine

Steve Allen Quotes

Humor is a social lubricant that helps us get over some of the bad spots. - Steve Allen

Albert Einstein Quotes

Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. - Albert Einstein

F. Scott Fitzgerald Quotes

I've been drunk for about a week now, and I thought it might sober me up to sit in a library. - F. Scott Fitzgerald

Sigmund Freud Quotes

The doctor should be opaque to his patients and, like a mirror, should show them nothing but what is shown to him. - Sigmund Freud

Theodor Adorno Quotes

Everything that has ever been called folk art has always reflected domination. - Theodor Adorno

Albert Einstein Quotes

The process of scientific discovery is, in effect, a continual flight from wonder. - Albert Einstein

Bruce Lee Quotes

I fear not the man who has practiced 10,000 kicks once, but I fear the man who has practiced one kick 10,000 times. - Bruce Lee

F. Scott Fitzgerald Quotes

Great art is the contempt of a great man for small art. - F. Scott Fitzgerald

Thomas Carlyle Quotes

A strong mind always hopes, and has always cause to hope. - Thomas Carlyle

Jean de La Fontaine Quotes

The argument of the strongest is always the best. - Jean de La Fontaine

Ludwig van Beethoven Quotes

Beethoven can write music, thank God, but he can do nothing else on earth. - Ludwig van Beethoven

Avril Lavigne Quotes

I'm the kind of person who always likes to be doing something. - Avril Lavigne

Sigmund Freud Quotes

Where id was, there ego shall be. - Sigmund Freud

Jerry Springer Quotes

Somebody once said I had a face for radio and a voice for newspapers. - Jerry Springer

Patrick Swayze Quotes

Good looking people turn me off. Myself included. - Patrick Swayze

Tom Stoppard Quotes

Get me inside any boardroom and I'll get any decision I want. - Tom Stoppard

Roald Dahl Quotes

A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men. - Roald Dahl

Arnold Schwarzenegger Quotes

Government's first duty and highest obligation is public safety. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Albert Einstein Quotes

Morality is of the highest importance - but for us, not for God. - Albert Einstein

John Muir Quotes

The power of imagination makes us infinite. - John Muir

F. Scott Fitzgerald Quotes

At eighteen our convictions are hills from which we look; at forty-five they are caves in which we hide. - F. Scott Fitzgerald

Rita Rudner Quotes

The time you spend grieving over a man should never exceed the amount of time you actually spent with him. - Rita Rudner

Jean de La Fontaine Quotes

There is nothing useless to men of sense. - Jean de La Fontaine

Sigmund Freud Quotes

Like the physical, the psychical is not necessarily in reality what it appears to us to be. - Sigmund Freud

Deepak Chopra Quotes

You can free yourself from aging by reinterpreting your body and by grasping the link between belief and biology. - Deepak Chopra

F. Scott Fitzgerald Quotes

To a profound pessimist about life, being in danger is not depressing. - F. Scott Fitzgerald

Mother Teresa Quotes

Joy is a net of love by which you can catch souls. - Mother Teresa

Mohandas Gandhi Quotes

Action expresses priorities. - Mohandas Gandhi

Ludwig Wittgenstein Quotes

A philosophical problem has the form: I don't know my way about. - Ludwig Wittgenstein

Confucius Quotes

He who speaks without modesty will find it difficult to make his words good. - Confucius

Charles Kettering Quotes

In America we can say what we think, and even if we can't think, we can say it anyhow. - Charles Kettering

Charles Kettering Quotes

One fails forward toward success. - Charles Kettering

Mark Twain Quotes

Apparently there is nothing that cannot happen today. - Mark Twain

John Wooden Quotes

Be prepared and be honest. - John Wooden

Bob Hope Quotes

Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued. - Bob Hope

Robert Browning Quotes

If you get simple beauty and naught else, you get about the best thing God invents. - Robert Browning

Confucius Quotes

Better a diamond with a flaw than a pebble without. - Confucius

James Russell Lowell Quotes

And what is so rare as a day in June? Then, if ever, come perfect days. - James Russell Lowell

Robert Browning Quotes

Fail I alone, in words and deeds? Why, all men strive and who succeeds? - Robert Browning

Tommy Cooper Quotes

I used to be indecisive but now I am not quite sure. - Tommy Cooper

Amelia Earhart Quotes

Flying might not be all plain sailing, but the fun of it is worth the price. - Amelia Earhart

John Wooden Quotes

I'd rather have a lot of talent and a little experience than a lot of experience and a little talent. - John Wooden

Lord Chesterfield Quotes

Hear one side and you will be in the dark. Hear both and all will be clear. - Lord Chesterfield

George Best Quotes

I used to go missing a lot... Miss Canada, Miss United Kingdom, Miss World. - George Best

Earl Nightingale Quotes

All you need is the plan, the road map, and the courage to press on to your destination. - Earl Nightingale

Samuel Alexander Quotes

The perceptive act is a reaction of the mind upon the object of which it is the perception. - Samuel Alexander

Lou Holtz Quotes

If you try to fight the course, it will beat you. - Lou Holtz

Aristotle Quotes

Change in all things is sweet. - Aristotle

Zig Ziglar Quotes

If you want to reach a goal, you must "see the reaching" in your own mind before you actually arrive at your goal. - Zig Ziglar

John F. Kennedy Quotes

And so, my fellow Americans, ask not what your country can do for you; ask what you can do for your country. - John F. Kennedy

Andrew Carnegie Quotes

Concentration is my motto - first honesty, then industry, then concentration. - Andrew Carnegie

Alexander Pope Quotes

Act well your part, there all the honour lies. - Alexander Pope

Jerry Seinfeld Quotes

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.' - Jerry Seinfeld

Benjamin Disraeli Quotes

Colonies do not cease to be colonies because they are independent. - Benjamin Disraeli

Alfred Hitchcock Quotes

A lot of movies are about life, mine are like a slice of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock

Frank Sinatra Quotes

Dare to wear the foolish clown face. - Frank Sinatra

David Brinkley Quotes

Being an anchor is not just a matter of sitting in front of a camera and looking pretty. - David Brinkley

Margaret Mead Quotes

I learned the value of hard work by working hard. - Margaret Mead

David Frost Quotes

Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home. - David Frost

Winston Churchill Quotes

A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject. - Winston Churchill

Dalai Lama Quotes

Love and compassion are necessities, not luxuries. Without them humanity cannot survive. - Dalai Lama