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When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick. - George Burns

If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age. - George Burns

You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old. - George Burns

You've got to be honest; if you can fake that, you've got it made. - George Burns

Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair. - George Burns

If it's a good script I'll do it. And if it's a bad script, and they pay me enough, I'll do it. - George Burns

Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair. - George Burns

You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there. - George Burns

I'm very pleased to be here. Let's face it, at my age I'm very pleased to be anywhere. - George Burns

This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only read two. - George Burns

Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. - George Burns

Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples. - George Burns

The most important thing in acting is honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made. - George Burns

How beautifully leaves grow old. How full of light and color are their last days. - George Burns

I spent a year in that town, one Sunday. - George Burns

Be quick to learn and wise to know. - George Burns

I can't afford to die; I'd lose too much money. - George Burns

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. - George Burns

I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty. - George Burns

I'm at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill. - George Burns

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