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If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question? - Lily Tomlin

Reality is nothing but a collective hunch. - Lily Tomlin #quotes

Reality is the leading cause of stress among those in touch with it. - Lily Tomlin #quotes

Don't be afraid of missing opportunities. Behind every failure is an opportunity somebody wishes they had missed. - Lily Tomlin

Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs. - Lily Tomlin #quotes

I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework. - Lily Tomlin

I worry that the person who thought up Muzak may be thinking up something else. - Lily Tomlin

For fast-acting relief try slowing down. - Lily Tomlin

No matter how cynical you become, it's never enough to keep up. - Lily Tomlin

I always wondered why somebody doesn't do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody. - Lily Tomlin

If I had known what it would be like to have it all - I might have been willing to settle for less. - Lily Tomlin

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. - Lily Tomlin

It's my belief we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain. - Lily Tomlin

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library? - Lily Tomlin

I personally think we developed language because of our deep need to complain. - Lily Tomlin

I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific. - Lily Tomlin

If you read a lot of books you are considered well read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you're not considered well viewed. - Lily Tomlin

I've always wanted to be somebody, but I see now I should have been more specific. - Lily Tomlin

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