Oscar Wilde Quotes

A poet can survive everything but a misprint. - Oscar Wilde

Lily Tomlin Quotes

For fast-acting relief try slowing down. - Lily Tomlin

John Lennon Quotes

We're more popular than Jesus now; I don't know which will go first, rock 'n' roll or Christianity. - John Lennon

Charles Darwin Quotes

The highest possible stage in moral culture is when we recognize that we ought to control our thoughts. - Charles Darwin

Albert Einstein Quotes

It's not that I'm so smart, it's just that I stay with problems longer. - Albert Einstein

Sigmund Freud Quotes

Love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness. - Sigmund Freud

Anne Frank Quotes

The final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

Thomas Carlyle Quotes

Clever men are good, but they are not the best. - Thomas Carlyle

Oscar Wilde Quotes

Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much. - Oscar Wilde

Thomas Jefferson Quotes

Every citizen should be a soldier. This was the case with the Greeks and Romans, and must be that of every free state. - Thomas Jefferson

Eminem Quotes

Fame hit me like a ton of bricks. - Eminem

Arnold Schwarzenegger Quotes

Gray Davis can run a dirty campaign better than anyone, but he can't run a state. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Albert Einstein Quotes

Make everything as simple as possible, but not simpler. - Albert Einstein

Oscar Wilde Quotes

If one could only teach the English how to talk, and the Irish how to listen, society here would be quite civilized. - Oscar Wilde

John Stuart Mill Quotes

Originality is the one thing which unoriginal minds cannot feel the use of. - John Stuart Mill

Thomas Jefferson Quotes

He who knows best knows how little he knows. - Thomas Jefferson

Ludwig van Beethoven Quotes

A great poet is the most precious jewel of a nation. - Ludwig van Beethoven

Erma Bombeck Quotes

Children make your life important. - Erma Bombeck

Albert Einstein Quotes

Only a life lived for others is a life worthwhile. - Albert Einstein

Thomas Carlyle Quotes

Conviction never so excellent, is worthless until it coverts itself into conduct. - Thomas Carlyle

H. G. Wells Quotes

One of the darkest evils of our world is surely the unteachable wildness of the Good. - H. G. Wells

Dudley Moore Quotes

I haven't had that many women - only as many as I could lay my hands on. - Dudley Moore

Vince Lombardi Quotes

If you can accept losing, you can't win. - Vince Lombardi

Albert Einstein Quotes

Perfection of means and confusion of ends seem to characterize our age. - Albert Einstein

Sigmund Freud Quotes

The goal of all life is death. - Sigmund Freud

Lily Tomlin Quotes

No matter how cynical you become, it's never enough to keep up. - Lily Tomlin

Coco Chanel Quotes

A women who doesn't wear perfume has no future. - Coco Chanel

Thomas Carlyle Quotes

A person who is gifted sees the essential point and leaves the rest as surplus. - Thomas Carlyle

Erma Bombeck Quotes

Housework, if you do it right, will kill you. - Erma Bombeck

Anne Frank Quotes

I must uphold my ideals, for perhaps the time will come when I shall be able to carry them out. - Anne Frank

Sigmund Freud Quotes

It is impossible to overlook the extent to which civilization is built upon a renunciation of instinct. - Sigmund Freud

Albert Einstein Quotes

Strive not to be a success, but rather to be of value. - Albert Einstein

Stephen Hawking Quotes

Not only does God play dice, but... he sometimes throws them where they cannot be seen. -Stephen Hawking

Jean de La Fontaine Quotes

Nothing is more dangerous than a friend without discretion; even a prudent enemy is preferable. - Jean de La Fontaine

F. Scott Fitzgerald Quotes

Switzerland is a country where very few things begin, but many things end. - F. Scott Fitzgerald

Albert Einstein Quotes

I have just got a new theory of eternity. - Albert Einstein

Tom Stoppard Quotes

I think age is a very high price to pay for maturity. - Tom Stoppard

Bruce Lee Quotes

Real living is living for others. - Bruce Lee

Michael Jordan Quotes

If you accept the expectations of others, especially negative ones, then you never will change the outcome. - Michael Jordan

Ludwig van Beethoven Quotes

Anyone who tells a lie has not a pure heart, and cannot make a good soup. - Ludwig van Beethoven

John Muir Quotes

The clearest way into the Universe is through a forest wilderness. - John Muir

Shirley Temple Quotes

We would have to invent the U.N. if we did not have it, which is not an original thought. - Shirley Temple

Cameron Diaz Quotes

I don't care how smart a kid you are. The only way you learn what's not right is from experience. - Cameron Diaz

Albert Einstein Quotes

Human beings must have action; and they will make it if they cannot find it. - Albert Einstein

F. Scott Fitzgerald Quotes

To write it, it took three months; to conceive it three minutes; to collect the data in it all my life. - F. Scott Fitzgerald

Jack Benny Quotes

Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter. - Jack Benny

Avril Lavigne Quotes

Life is like a roller coaster, live it, be happy, enjoy life. - Avril Lavigne

Jean de La Fontaine Quotes

Neither wealth or greatness render us happy. - Jean de La Fontaine

Bruce Lee Quotes

I'm not in this world to live up to your expectations and you're not in this world to live up to mine. - Bruce Lee

Audrey Hepburn Quotes

I was born with an enormous need for affection, and a terrible need to give it. - Audrey Hepburn

Vince Lombardi Quotes

I don't think there's a punch-line scheduled, is there? - Vince Lombardi

Thomas Carlyle Quotes

A well-written life is almost as rare as a well-spent one. - Thomas Carlyle

Anne Frank Quotes

Boys will be boys. And even that wouldn't matter if only we could prevent girls from being girls. - Anne Frank

Tom Stoppard Quotes

It's better to be quotable than to be honest. - Tom Stoppard

Eminem Quotes

I don't hate women - they just sometimes make me mad. - Eminem

Albert Einstein Quotes

Logic will get you from A to B. Imagination will take you everywhere. - Albert Einstein

Roald Dahl Quotes

Did they preach one thing and practice another, these men of God? - Roald Dahl

Ludwig van Beethoven Quotes

Recommend virtue to your children; it alone, not money, can make them happy. I speak from experience. - Ludwig van Beethoven

Jean de La Fontaine Quotes

Never sell the bear's skin before one has killed the beast. - Jean de La Fontaine

Milton Berle Quotes

We owe a lot to Thomas Edison - if it wasn't for him, we'd be watching television by candlelight. - Milton Berle

Albert Einstein Quotes

Intellectual growth should commence at birth and cease only at death. - Albert Einstein

Jerry Springer Quotes

To go from politics to news, at least the subject matter is the same, even if the view is different. - Jerry Springer

Sigmund Freud Quotes

One is very crazy when in love. - Sigmund Freud

F. Scott Fitzgerald Quotes

Scratch a Yale man with both hands and you'll be lucky to find a coast-guard. Usually you find nothing at all. - F. Scott Fitzgerald

Albert Einstein Quotes

Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love. - Albert Einstein

Stephen Hawking Quotes

Intelligence is the ability to adapt to change. - Stephen Hawking

Thomas Carlyle Quotes

All great peoples are conservative. - Thomas Carlyle

Arnold Schwarzenegger Quotes

Failure is not an option. Everyone has to succeed. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Rita Rudner Quotes

I don't plan to grow old gracefully. I plan to have face-lifts until my ears meet. - Rita Rudner

Albert Einstein Quotes

Joy in looking and comprehending is nature's most beautiful gift. - Albert Einstein

Tom Stoppard Quotes

I still believe that if your aim is to change the world, journalism is a more immediate short-term weapon. - Tom Stoppard

Coco Chanel Quotes

Fashion is made to become unfashionable. - Coco Chanel

Rita Rudner Quotes

Most turkeys taste better the day after, my mother's tasted better the day before. - Rita Rudner

Jean de La Fontaine Quotes

Help thyself and Heaven will help thee. - Jean de La Fontaine

Albert Einstein Quotes

Solitude is painful when one is young, but delightful when one is more mature. - Albert Einstein

Tom Stoppard Quotes

Age is a very high price to pay for maturity. - Tom Stoppard

Jean de La Fontaine Quotes

Patience and time do more than strength or passion. - Jean de La Fontaine

Bruce Lee Quotes

Knowledge will give you power, but character respect. - Bruce Lee

Michael Jordan Quotes

Just play. Have fun. Enjoy the game. - Michael Jordan

F. Scott Fitzgerald Quotes

Vitality shows in not only the ability to persist but the ability to start over. - F. Scott Fitzgerald

John Muir Quotes

To the lover of wilderness, Alaska is one of the most wonderful countries in the world. - John Muir

Jean de La Fontaine Quotes

By the work one knows the workman. - Jean de La Fontaine

Albert Einstein Quotes

The only real valuable thing is intuition. - Albert Einstein

Antisthenes Quotes

As iron is eaten away by rust, so the envious are consumed by their own passion. - Antisthenes

Aristotle Quotes

Courage is a mean with regard to fear and confidence. - Aristotle

Lord Chesterfield Quotes

He makes people pleased with him by making them first pleased with themselves. - Lord Chesterfield

John Wooden Quotes

Consider the rights of others before your own feelings, and the feelings of others before your own rights. - John Wooden

Stephen Hawking Quotes

God not only plays dice, He also sometimes throws the dice where they cannot be seen. - Stephen Hawking

Albert Einstein Quotes

The hardest thing to understand in the world is the income tax. - Albert Einstein

Deborah Kerr Quotes

I am really rather like a beautiful Jersey cow, I have the same pathetic droop to the corners of my eyes. - Deborah Kerr

F. Scott Fitzgerald Quotes

Show me a hero and I'll write you a tragedy. - F. Scott Fitzgerald

Coco Chanel Quotes

Elegance is refusal. - Coco Chanel

Albert Einstein Quotes

The distinction between the past, present and future is only a stubbornly persistent illusion. - Albert Einstein

Thomas Carlyle Quotes

A loving heart is the beginning of all knowledge. - Thomas Carlyle

Ludwig van Beethoven Quotes

Music is mediator between spiritual and sensual life. - Ludwig van Beethoven

Albert Einstein Quotes

If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts. - Albert Einstein

Rita Rudner Quotes

Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love. I'd stepped in it a few times. - Rita Rudner

Milton Berle Quotes

Laughter is an instant vacation. - Milton Berle

Albert Einstein Quotes

It should be possible to explain the laws of physics to a barmaid. - Albert Einstein

Sigmund Freud Quotes

If you can't do it, give up! - Sigmund Freud

Lily Tomlin Quotes

I always wondered why somebody doesn't do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody. - Lily Tomlin

Ronnie Corbett Quotes

Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac. - Ronnie Corbett

F. Scott Fitzgerald Quotes

No such thing as a man willing to be honest - that would be like a blind man willing to see. - F. Scott Fitzgerald

Jean de La Fontaine Quotes

The fastidious are unfortunate; nothing satisfies them. - Jean de La Fontaine

Albert Einstein Quotes

Most people say that it is the intellect which makes a great scientist. They are wrong: it is character. - Albert Einstein

Michael Jordan Quotes

My body could stand the crutches but my mind couldn't stand the sideline. - Michael Jordan

Coco Chanel Quotes

As long as you know men are like children, you know everything! - Coco Chanel

Thomas Carlyle Quotes

A laugh, to be joyous, must flow from a joyous heart, for without kindness, there can be no true joy. - Thomas Carlyle

Sigmund Freud Quotes

Men are strong so long as they represent a strong idea they become powerless when they oppose it. - Sigmund Freud

Milton Berle Quotes

I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's sixth husband. I know what I'm supposed to do, but I don't know how to make it interesting. - Milton Berle

Michael Jordan Quotes

Even when I'm old and grey, I won't be able to play it, but I'll still love the game. - Michael Jordan

Shirley Temple Quotes

When I was 14, I was the oldest I ever was. I've been getting younger ever since. - Shirley Temple

Steve Allen Quotes

Totalitarianism is patriotism institutionalized. - Steve Allen

Jean de La Fontaine Quotes

Better a living beggar than a buried emperor. - Jean de La Fontaine

Vince Lombardi Quotes

If winning isn't everything, why do they keep score? - Vince Lombardi

Erma Bombeck Quotes

Before you try to keep up with the Joneses, be sure they're not trying to keep up with you. - Erma Bombeck

Ella Wheeler Wilcox Quotes

A pat on the back is only a few vertebrae removed from a kick in the pants, but is miles ahead in results. - Ella Wheeler Wilcox

Avril Lavigne Quotes

To understand me, you have to meet me and be around me. And then only if I'm in a good mood - don't meet me in a bad mood. - Avril Lavigne

Sigmund Freud Quotes

Opposition is not necessarily enmity; it is merely misused and made an occasion for enmity. - Sigmund Freud

Jean de La Fontaine Quotes

Everyone believes very easily whatever they fear or desire. - Jean de La Fontaine

Vince Lombardi Quotes

Fatigue makes cowards of us all. - Vince Lombardi

Sigmund Freud Quotes

The voice of the intellect is a soft one, but it does not rest until it has gained a hearing. - Sigmund Freud

Thomas Carlyle Quotes

A man lives by believing something: not by debating and arguing about many things. - Thomas Carlyle

Albert Einstein Quotes

I used to go away for weeks in a state of confusion. - Albert Einstein

F. Scott Fitzgerald Quotes

I like people and I like them to like me, but I wear my heart where God put it, on the inside. - F. Scott Fitzgerald

Lily Tomlin Quotes

If I had known what it would be like to have it all - I might have been willing to settle for less. - Lily Tomlin

Anne Frank Quotes

Despite everything, I believe that people are really good at heart. - Anne Frank

F. Scott Fitzgerald Quotes

There are no second acts in American lives. - F. Scott Fitzgerald

Erma Bombeck Quotes

A friend will tell you she saw your old boyfriend - and he's a priest. - Erma Bombeck

Sigmund Freud Quotes

Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. - Sigmund Freud

Milton Berle Quotes

Poverty is not a disgrace, but it's terribly inconvenient. - Milton Berle

F. Scott Fitzgerald Quotes

Men get to be a mixture of the charming mannerisms of the women they have known. - F. Scott Fitzgerald

Theodor Adorno Quotes

Advice to intellectuals: let no-one represent you. - Theodor Adorno

Jean de La Fontaine Quotes

A person often meets his destiny on the road he took to avoid it. - Jean de La Fontaine

Tom Stoppard Quotes

It is better of course to know useless things than to know nothing. - Tom Stoppard

Thomas Carlyle Quotes

Culture is the process by which a person becomes all that they were created capable of being. - Thomas Carlyle

Coco Chanel Quotes

A woman has the age she deserves. - Coco Chanel

Sigmund Freud Quotes

Neurosis is the inability to tolerate ambiguity. - Sigmund Freud

Patrick Swayze Quotes

The way to screw up somebody's life is to give them what they want. - Patrick Swayze

Michael Jordan Quotes

I'm not out there sweating for three hours every day just to find out what it feels like to sweat. - Michael Jordan

Eminem Quotes

I might talk about killing people, but that doesn't mean I do it. - Eminem

Rita Rudner Quotes

My mother buried three husbands - and two of them were only napping. - Rita Rudner

F. Scott Fitzgerald Quotes

A big man has no time really to do anything but just sit and be big. - F. Scott Fitzgerald

Audrey Hepburn Quotes

I never think of myself as an icon. What is in other people's minds is not in my mind. I just do my thing. - Audrey Hepburn

Albert Einstein Quotes

I cannot imagine a God who rewards and punishes the objects of his creation and is but a reflection of human frailty. - Albert Einstein

Aristotle Quotes

A true friend is one soul in two bodies. - Aristotle

John Wooden Quotes

Success comes from knowing that you did your best to become the best that you are capable of becoming. - John Wooden

Bob Hope Quotes

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. - Bob Hope

Confucius Quotes

Go before the people with your example, and be laborious in their affairs. - Confucius

Mark Twain Quotes

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Mark Twain

Lou Holtz Quotes

If you're bored with life - you don't get up every morning with a burning desire to do things - you don't have enough goals. - Lou Holtz

Robert Browning Quotes

Love is energy of life. - Robert Browning

Lord Chesterfield Quotes

Frequent and loud laughter is the characteristic of folly and ill manners. - Lord Chesterfield

Stephen Hawking Quotes

There are grounds for cautious optimism that we may now be near the end of the search for the ultimate laws of nature. - Stephen Hawking