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Hors D'oeuvre: A ham sandwich cut into forty pieces. - Jack Benny #quotes

I don't want to tell you how much insurance I carry with the Prudential, but all I can say is: when I go, they go too. - Jack Benny

Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter. - Jack Benny

If you don't mind, it doesn't matter. - Jack Benny

It's not so much knowing when to speak, when to pause. - Jack Benny

Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air. - Jack Benny

Gags die, humor doesn't. - Jack Benny

Modesty is my best quality. - Jack Benny

I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either. - Jack Benny

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