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Sometimes it is better to light a flamethrower than curse the darkness. - Terry Pratchett

In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded. - Terry Pratchett

It is often said that before you die your life passes before your eyes. It is in fact true. It's called living. - Terry Pratchett

The pen is mightier than the sword if the sword is very short, and the pen is very sharp. - Terry Pratchett

In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this. - Terry Pratchett

Genius is always allowed some leeway, once the hammer has been pried from its hands and the blood has been cleaned up. - Terry Pratchett

Everything starts somewhere, although many physicists disagree. - Terry Pratchett

The intelligence of the creature known as a crowd, is the square root of the number of people in it. - Terry Pratchett

Only in our dreams are we free. The rest of the time we need wages. - Terry Pratchett

The truth may be out there, but lies are inside your head. - Terry Pratchett

Taxation is just a sophisticated way of demanding money with menaces. - Terry Pratchett

Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. - Terry Pratchett

Sooner or later we're all someone's dog. - Terry Pratchett

Five exclamation marks, the sure sign of an insane mind. - Terry Pratchett

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