Rodney Dangerfield Quotes

My wife was afraid of the dark... then she saw me naked and now she's afraid of the light. - Rodney Dangerfield

Benjamin Franklin Quotes

Never take a wife till thou hast a house (and a fire) to put her in. - Benjamin Franklin

Napoleon Hill Quotes

Your big opportunity may be right where you are now. - Napoleon Hill

John F. Kennedy Quotes

Mothers all want their sons to grow up to be president, but they don't want them to become politicians in the process. - John F. Kennedy

Ayn Rand Quotes

The ladder of success is best climbed by stepping on the rungs of opportunity. - Ayn Rand

Rodney Dangerfield Quotes

I worked in a pet store and people would ask how big I would get. - Rodney Dangerfield

John F. Kennedy Quotes

If we cannot now end our differences, at least we can help make the world safe for diversity. - John F. Kennedy