My wife was afraid of the dark... then she saw me naked and now she's afraid of the light. - Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfield Quotes
Benjamin Franklin Quotes
Never take a wife till thou hast a house (and a fire) to put her in. - Benjamin Franklin
John F. Kennedy Quotes
Mothers all want their sons to grow up to be president, but they don't want them to become politicians in the process. - John F. Kennedy
Ayn Rand Quotes
The ladder of success is best climbed by stepping on the rungs of opportunity. - Ayn Rand
Rodney Dangerfield Quotes
I worked in a pet store and people would ask how big I would get. - Rodney Dangerfield
John F. Kennedy Quotes
If we cannot now end our differences, at least we can help make the world safe for diversity. - John F. Kennedy
Napoleon Bonaparte Quotes
Throw off your worries when you throw off your clothes at night. - Napoleon Bonaparte
Ray Bradbury Quotes
I have spent my life going from mania to mania. Somehow it has all paid off. - Ray Bradbury
Ayn Rand Quotes
Only the man who does not need it, is fit to inherit wealth, the man who would make his fortune no matter where he started. - Ayn Rand
Theodore Roosevelt Quotes
The reactionary is always willing to take a progressive attitude on any issue that is dead. - Theodore Roosevelt
Benjamin Disraeli Quotes
Next to knowing when to seize an opportunity, the most important thing in life is to know when to forego an advantage. - Benjamin Disraeli
George Bernard Shaw Quotes
There are two tragedies in life. One is to lose your heart's desire. The other is to gain it. - George Bernard Shaw
John D. Rockefeller Quotes
Good leadership consists of showing average people how to do the work of superior people. - John D. Rockefeller
Jackie Mason Quotes
Did you ever hear of a kid playing accountant - even if they wanted to be one? - Jackie Mason
Mark Twain Quotes
The finest clothing made is a person's own skin, but, of course, society demands something more than this. - Mark Twain
Anna Freud Quotes
Everything becomes so problematic because of basic faults: from a discontent with myself. - Anna Freud
George Carlin Quotes
The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. - George Carlin
Thomas Merton Quotes
Every moment and every event of every man's life on earth plants something in his soul. - Thomas Merton
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